- me (drunk): okay im drunk but im not THAT drunk im still making rational informed decisions. everything im doing right now is extremely logical and willl make sense when im sober
- me (the next morning): why are my keys in the microwave
YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU
Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.
From last nights Cabaret L’amour
“Moving Target” 1966
I want Gail to be Duncan’s TO and terrorize the shit outta him and give him a speech on the first day like “McNally’s gonna look like an angel compared to me, if you ever screw up I’ll make you feel so depressed and full of regrets that you’re gonna want to quit the force.”
PAVONI Couture Fall/Winter 2013
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!
It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D
Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE
Give it here, now.
Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?
I need to find this book.
The first time I’ve wanted to read something since Metro 2033.
guys…look what we did :D
The reasons to love the British Royal family never end
It’s like they’re in a sitcom.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
Is there anything specific you’re afraid I’ll talk about?